Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Weird Al Yankovic spoofs Lady Gaga
Weird Al Yankovic released his new music video ‘Perform this Way’ today. The song parodies Lady Gaga’s ‘Born this Way.’Originally there was a disagreement between Yankovic and Lady Gaga’s management about whether the song would be allowed to be parodied. After seeing the lyrics of the song however he finally allowed for it. Lady Gaga was reportedly upset that the manager had denied Yankovic permission to parody the song without first asking her. She apparently loves the song.
In the video Yankovic’s head is superimposed to a female body that undergoes numerous wardrobe changes. Some of them include a bee suit, cheese suit, an outfit with her intestines wrapped around her shoulders and then set aflame and much more.
Is it just me or does Weird Al Yankovic bear a striking resemblance to Lindsay Lohan in the pics to the right? I think he could be her double. (He’s a better actor too!)Check out the video below:
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Woman says she’s too ‘educated’ to be kicked off New York train
A woman traveling on New York's Metro North train line was recorded by a fellow passenger telling train employees that she is too "well-educated" to be told to quiet down and not use profanity in her cell-phone conversation.
"Do you know what schools I've been to? How well-educated I am?" she asks the train employee, who is seen explaining to another employee that she asked the passenger to stop using the "F-bomb."
"I'm sorry do you think I'm a little hoodlum?" she asks, then demands her money back and dares the conductor to stop the train.
The person who originally uploaded the video to Youtube (who has since removed it) said in the description that the woman "was talking too loud on the train when the conductor politely asked her to keep it down and stop using profanity or to take it to the vestibule." After the altercation, the conductor came on the loudspeaker and reminded people to keep conversations quiet, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport."
Last month, a woman was escorted from a quiet car in an Amtrak train by police after she chatted loudly on her cell phone for most of the 16-hour journey, and then became angry when passengers asked her to stop.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
LeBron James Jokes
After extracting a benign growth along his right jaw line what procedure is Lebron James looking to perform?
Extracting himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers!
What do you call the three superstars who decided to play together for the Miami Heat next season?
The Three Mi-Egos
How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!
Why did Lebron James have a cancer scare earlier this season?
The Cavaliers almost signed Allen Iverson!
How Many points did Lebron James score against the Jazz?
James scored so much, Utah made him an honorary Mormon!
Why does Drew Carey want Lebron James to stay in Cleveland?
Because misery loves company!
What's worst than Lebron James hosting Saturday Night Live?
Lebron James supporting cast on the Cleveland Cavaliers!
What did Lebron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland?
Eggs Benedict Arnold!
Despite Lebron James leaving for the Miami Heat why does Delonte West want to stay in Cleveland?
Lebron James' Mom!
Why did Lebron head down South?
Because his mother went West!
How does Lebron James know he has a fever?
When the number on the thermometer matches the number of people in his entourage!
Why did Lebron James & Chris Bosh decide to play for the Miami Heat?
The Mayor of South Beach recently declared all paternity tests invalid!
Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school?
He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
They both leave when times get tough!
Why is Lebron James not happy about going down South?
Because his mom is heading West!
Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?
LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!
Why has BP contacted Lebron James about containing the Gulf Oil Spill?
Because they want him to clog the pipes with his EGO!
Why doesn't Lebron James shake the hands of the other team after a game?
Because they hurt so much from carrying his team all season long!
LeBron James' girlfriend is pregnant with the couple's third child
This gives Lebron James the NBA record for most kids with the same woman!
What do you call three highly spirited all-stars playing for one team in South Beach?
An injury waiting to happen!
GoDaddy Home Web site goes down
It appears the domain and hosting super giant GoDaddy.com--perhaps best known for its trademark racy Super Bowl commercials and spokesperson, Nascar driver Danica Patrick--is having server troubles today.
Users have reported on Twitter and elsewhere their troubles accessing GoDaddy.com, which many customers use as a primary access point for hosting and domain accounts. Tweets about troubles accessing the site first began showing up around 3 p.m. Pacific. The company's Twitter stream is currently a long list of replies to frustrated customers:
Currently, as of around 5 p.m. PT, GoDaddy.com redirects to the mobile version of the site. Just after 5 p.m., the company began tweeting this response to customers:
"...We're working on it. Thanks for your patience. We're directing to godaddymobile.com for now. You can manage most things there."
Read more: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-20070943-93/godaddys-web-site-goes-down/#ixzz1PFy93lGg
Friday, June 10, 2011
Anthony Weiner’s Actual Penis (NSFW)
Apparently Andrew Breitbart showed Opie and Anthony a picture of Anthony Weiner's penis on their radio show this morning. Judge for yourself. It's blurry (and mostly sack).
Super 8 Viral Video
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Sheryl Crow Flashes Underwear on TV
Wearing a short, white skirt to croon the song on a stool alongside Rock, Crow briefly flashed her underwear to the camera when she stood up -- in a DVR-replay moment that quickly went viral online.
The Grammy winner and mother of two was chill about the flub about an hour later while presenting an award with singer Sara Evans.
After all, it could have been way worse, Evans pointed out at the podium. "At least you were wearing underwear," she cracked.
Joked Crow: "I was wearing underwear because I'm good, clean, wholesome family fun."
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Khloe Kardashian Proud Of Nip Slip Wardrobe Malfunction On Live TV
Khloe Kardashian is the talk of the Internet. Why? No, she and Lamar Odom haven't separated. She is, however, promoting the latest season of her E! reality show "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." While doing so, she made an appearance on Fox News Channel's "Fox & Friends" and bared something a bit more tangible than her soul. In fact, Kim's little sister had a wardrobe malfunction during the interview, accidentally allowing part of her breast -- in what has come to be referred to as a "nip slip" -- to come into view.
And she seems to be pretty proud of the moment, which seemed to go unnoticed by her Fox hosts and sister Kourtney...
Khloe posted to Twitter later: "I had a nip slip and I loved it!"
She noted that her mother informed her of her wardrobe malfunction and said it was making the Internet rounds.
"My mom just called me saying my nip slip is "all over the internet!" Ha! Is it weird that I love it?!" she tweeted. "Who knew nipples were so special?"
A Twitter follower saw the "Fox & Friends" interview and observed that her breast was observable through her sheer top. The 26-year-old Kardashian tweeted back: "Thank God! I f***ing love nipples!"
On her website at Celebuzz, Khloe explained how the wardrobe malfunction occurred. Against her stylist's advice, she, being a "naughty girl," didn't wear a bra under her sheer top. Realizing that her actions might offend, the star of "Khloe and Lamar" turned serious as well.
"On a more serious note though, to those who I offended, I am very sorry," she wrote. "It truly was an accident."
Accident or not, it certainly is one way to drum up some extra publicity for one's reality shows. And it proves you don't have to let it all hang out to get attention -- just show enough for people to notice...
Sunday, June 5, 2011
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